I’m not as good at fiction as the mainstream media so I’ll tell these stories to break the monotony of the creepy Zionist takeover of our government that has infected my mind.
It starts with Bobs. There’re lots of Bobs. I’m not much into keeping up appearances, however, I went to Bob’s in Dumont for a haircut. I guess I’m one of those people. Or as my friend Danne would say, “You People.”